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You know your addicted to runescape when...

*When you go to a public bank and start yelling over and over “selling pencil 200gp”

*When you stand up to a murderer with a gun because you think you have protect against range

*When you get angry that men and women get suspicious about you pickpocketing them once

*You put on your mom's diamond wedding ring thinking it’s a ring of life and jump off a cliff

*You prowl around a graveyard with a steel hatchet in search of zombies and skeletons

*When you try to find a pick lock option on a locked door

*You report your parents for having sex as it is against jagexs’s code of behavior

*you challenge a bully twice your size to the wilderness when there is no wilderness and expect your “clan to be there”

*in the actual woods wilderness you beg a hiker to not kill you

*you stand still and not do anything for days waiting for a random event to come and give you stuff, but end up dieing from starvation

*you believe your black cat is a black dragon

*you think making chalk drawings on the driveway is witchcraft

*you go to a abandon shed in hopes of reaching zanaris

*you call babies newbs

*you call young elementary schoolers noobs

*you find a blood stained hatchet and think it’s a dragon wc axe, and cut “yews” with it and the police find you and think your the "murderer with the axe", practicing to cut up victims

*you think the desks in your classroom were once part of the round table

*a harmless gardener spider bites you and you frantically drink a mountain dew because you believe you have been poisoned

*you think it’s a quest to go get the mail and get mad at your mom for not giving you “exp” and rewards so you punch her

*you wonder what a dollar bill is

*your afraid someone will hack you

*you enter random people’s houses in search for items on tables that you can "take"

*at a phone booth someone gives you extra money, and you say “add me” to him and he backs away scared

* you walk into a bank and yell "BUYING LOBS 300 EACH", and when someone asks you what a "lob" is, you scream "NUB" and stalk off

* you walk into the "wilderness" (actually the forest behind your house) and see someone walking with a fake sword and shield. You then attack them in a rage with a red pipe cleaner with a green end, calling it a "dds".

* that guy then punches you and you think he's been skulled so you knock him out and steal his stuff

* if you have ever said lol or any abbreviation for an item in a conversation

*you get sent to prison for life for digging up peoples bones with a spade you stole from your neighbor's shed, and then burying them in your own yard.  You then complain that you "were getting prayer XP, and that you have almost gotten protect from melee"

* when you hit a police officer with a stick with the reason that you are training off guards

*you pourposely get into a fight with someone much bigger and stronger then you, somehow win, then shout "PWNED, NUB"

*after that, you notice your a LITTLE bit more experienced, so you also shout "LVL UP!!!"

*in chemistry, you mix deadly toxins and potions in hope of making a prayer pot but when u drink it it kills you in 30 seconds

* you call devout christians prayer noobs for praying all the time

*when you get sick and almost die for furiously eating whole sharks and cakes in rapid succession, because you thought you were gonna die and loose all your items in a sparring match with a friend

*when you close the door on someone and they get stoped on the other side you call them corner noobs

*when you go on really long world travel journeys for "new songs"

*when some one says “runescape sucks” to you, you say “man! How could u hate the world we live in? hater noob”

*when the strongest thing you can find to fight is a bear

*you think homework is some sort of elvin code

*you start to wonder if your sister is a dwarf

*on Halloween you attack everyone because you think demons have been summoned.
Description Edit, March 2011: Please do not offer corrections on any typos or inconsistencies, this was made a LONG time ago, when I was a kid.

Also, PLEASE do not comment with 'additions' to be made or 'one you've heard before and just HAVE to share with me'.

I don't mean to be rude, but those types of comments are useless spam and bumping.

Runescape copyright of Jagex.
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fredreindl2019 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2016  New Deviant Student General Artist
Nowhere is this more true with players of Runescape AND world of Warcraft.
FallenRoseClan Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my gosh, this is so funny. XD
magnoliathehedgehog Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is SO LOL XD
alphanum001 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Okamicat Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
The Halloween thing is the only thing that's wrong: everyone runs around killing monsters and NPCs like they're chickens with their heads cut off, looking for ghostweave
escapeking23 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Now this is funny
jessid13 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
I definitely have some of those symptoms... o.o
MiyaXIII Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
allnewsither Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
they accutly live in glienmore i think that is what is called
cyanloss Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Interface Designer
o.o im showing symptoms ....
ColdSnowdrake Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Actually out of all those someone had mentioned going into a hospital with a mask on. This one you could pull off easy, just order a plague doctors mask and dress up like one. Best to do this if you actually work at a hospital and its Halloween.
Foreverhis666 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
._. I must now do these things. *looks for a pencil*
konson2012 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012  Student Writer
lmao, this is frickin awesome! Great Job!
MetalPelicanMail Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012
anniexhx Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh-Sho-Gud Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012
Hilarious! I just "quit" a few days ago cos mems ran out and I just laughed so HARD when I read this!
Rslego Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012
I've done all these things....
MrCharo Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012   Artist
this is by far the funniest thing ive read in a while....ive actually done 1 of these things....sadly(._.)
annabeth155 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012
InsidiouslyJake Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ew-boi Featured By Owner May 26, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
lol and abbreviations don't mean we're addicted
crazydumdum Featured By Owner May 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG YOU KNOW ME! are you stalking me? LOL
Adsullata Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
HAHAHA! great...
Xelia-Matrix-Jones Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh shoot, I'm screwed.
Maelstronnar Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012
he. he. he.
Z7T90TRI2 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2012  Student Digital Artist
adventurebe Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
well now im gonna use these corner noob! lmao! selling polar kebbit furs 9k
bluecrush21 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012
Rob-iz-Shroom Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2012  Student Photographer
Wow. lol
DaveyDaGeek Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
When school's out and you reach into your pocket for a set of tele runes... *true story :D
When you start throwing knives at caged animals.
When your heart races seeing someone drop a twenty.
When you start wearing a cape! XD
When you go door-to-door for "quests".
When you punch out your "quest giver" for "dull rewards".

Loved this on the forums, still lovin' it nao!
PhoenixSpartanX Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012
Wild-Eye-Dreamer Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Yes! This is awesome and true! I grew up with runescape. :)
Ariula Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
"You know when you are addicted to call of duty when your dog jumps on you and you cracks its neck"
i couldnt help but think about that
Unilorn Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012
Lol sooooooo true
GlassLipsFullOfLies Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012  Student General Artist
haha, some of these are kinda true for me. nice job
InfamousHedgehog Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
Awesome Laugh-Out-Loud stuff!
tatooine0 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011
The only one I could see someone doing (without 4 consecutive days without sleep) is number 1. No one is stupid enough to do the others.
kinata94 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2011
XD this makes so much sense. Though...some of my game club friends say Runescape is for noobs...:(
Zamadaga Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011
It's not for noobs. It's just a game. People that rip on other people for the games they play or enjoy, are the noobs. ;)

Runescape is popular to hate. I myself don't play it anymore, but I used to play quite a lot. The fact that I no longer play doesn't mean I don't still think it's a great game. People really shouldn't judge other people based on what form of entertainment they choose. You tell them that. :)
kinata94 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011
Yeah...thing is, we're already off the subject. RAWR
Magerkidal Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2011
Oh Runescape is amazing, I miss playing it =/
InfamousHedgehog Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
me too
I play spiral knights now
Thewho109 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011
This is pretty funny!!... Should include teleportation and runes...
Maraajat Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
...ive doen many of those things
JustAlittleScene Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011
this is hilarious! XD
Asta-Pasta Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011
*when you get sick and almost die for furiously eating whole sharks and cakes in rapid succession, because you thought you were gonna die and loose all your items in a sparring match with a friend

mpg1234567 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011
lol that is awsome
vienna-kangaroo Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
This had actually happened to me XD
One day I lost something and I was hoping I could get a walkthrough to find it XD
This is so awesome- if only life was like runescape
MidnightLycan Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
rofl my brothers are totally dwarves XD
east95 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2011
ahahahahahaha soooo freakn hilarious soo makes sense
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